This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.
A handy How to guide from the boys you know and trust at Winchester & Winchester.
Stepping outta Avalon after 2452636546 years like
SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO
OMG The Jessie & James one!!!!
"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training
One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.
Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.
It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.
IT’S BACK :D
Im in love. With a comic.
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
You aren’t a real college student until you cry like a bitch over an assignment
I’ve apparently been a college kid since 9th grade, then
Sherry Britton: When I purchased this the seller said it was a large format postcard, so imagine my surprise when it arrived and I realized it was not only a card, but an invitation to Sherry Britton’s 75th birthday party!!
Sherry Britton was born Edith Zack in New Brunswick, NJ 28 July 1918. She was a popular burlesque performer in the in the 1930-40’s. She quit performing burlesque in the 40’s due to NYC ban on burlesque, but she went on performing in plays and as a singer. Ms. Britton passed away 1 April 2008.
Good god but this woman is fricking BEAUTIFUL <3
"I think that may have been my little nod to Mr. Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye. I guess you could interpret it in different ways but we thought it would be nice to have something that was a little bit personal for the Widow. You kind of forget, because she’s such a badass, you kind of forget that she’s still a woman and that she has her interpersonal relationships in life outside of work.”
-Scarlett Johansson on Black Widow’s arrow necklace
“His name is West Anaximander Collins. And like a bee, he can smell fear. Unlike a bee, he likes boobs and needs frequent diaper changes. I like him.”-Misha Collins
this is my favorite picture of Misha of all time. Just eyes and expression and Westy….
he just looks so happy.
i can’t stop smiling every time i see this picture
I don’t fight anymore..I watch the bees.
THE FUCKING FORESHADOWING MAN YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I’M REWATCHING THE SERIES AND I SEE FORESHADOWING EVERYWHERE AND IT MAKES MY INSIDES HURT
if you don’t swear
- that’s ok
if you do swear
- that’s ok
seriously man whether you say frick or fuck is your own business
i say both
oh my god.
why are all your urls jack related
shut up merlin